Club Records

In common with many other cycling clubs, we have a number of (genuine) club records which our members aspire to holding. Ours, however, are a little more interesting...

 

Greatest number of pee-stops on one ride - George Melling (12 stops, averaging one every 5 miles), Nice, Easter 2005

Greatest No of DNF's through punctures in one season - Paul Lown (4), 2005

Most chains snapped in one season - Rob Pye (3), 2004

Most pre-race poo's - Alan Wood (4), 16 April 2005

Longest time spent cleaning a bike - Rob Castle (5 hours), NW Youth Tour, Preston Arena 2003

Longest snot trail - Caroline Wood (4 inches), Nice, Summer 2004

Most items of clothing left behind after events - Paul Lown (6 and rising)

Fastest Consumption of a Go-Bar - Paul Lown (25 seconds)

Shortest ever time in a race before getting dropped - Rob Castle & Matt Masheter (remember him?) (half a mile) - Sedburgh TLI road race, 2003

Greatest amount of wine consumed at one sitting - George Melling & Alan Wood (2.5 litres each), Marmotte 2004

Greatest number of people knocked out with a single fart - Caroline Wood (10), Nice, Easter 2004

Most skin lost in a crash - Richard Pye (32 square cm) - 20 March 2005

Most make-up lost due to persperation - (half a lippy and a tub of foundation) - Jenny Ramsay, 2004 cross season

Most colds in year - Geoff Wood (17 so far), 2005

Most excuses for not finshing a race/training session - Nick O'Hara (1,378)

If anyone can think of any other "records" I've missed let me know.